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1.Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
今天，我的男朋友說要格外小心因為他吃了我的避孕藥，囧！
2、Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML、
今天，我爸讓我坐下并給我說我是領(lǐng)養(yǎng)的。我太震驚了，太難以置信了，他從來沒有跟我說過呀！他回答,我也不知道。囧！
3、Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
今天，我的男友試圖告訴我，他很擔(dān)心我們的孩子可能不是我的因為當我懷孕的時候他欺騙了我。 囧！
4、Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML
今天，爺爺跟我說他鍛煉身體。而他鍛煉身體的方法就是下午4點在公園裸奔...囧！
5、Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
今天，當我走下班回家，我爸開車經(jīng)過搖下車窗，問：“你累不？”我回答說：“是！”我正走向車么，他大叫“奔跑吧！”，然后消失了。囧

6、Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
今天，我踩到大便了。不是狗便便，是我祖母拉的便便！囧
7、Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
今天，我的男友承認，從我們我們開始約會的兩天前他就木有刷過牙。明天是我們在一起2周年。 囧
8、Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
今天，我醒來的時候得知一個消息，我媽媽進監(jiān)獄了!囧
9、Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
今天，我親眼目睹我的女朋友吃她的腳底的死皮。囧
10、Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
今天，我準備了一束玫瑰花想要給我女朋友一個驚喜。她也給了我一個驚喜就是她和她的前任在一起了，囧！

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！圈主你好有愛?。?！

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